More Red Meat...

• hand-crocheted cozies for your vestigial flippers [15/15]
• gabriel's spit trap [1/15]
• the official pace car for the apocalypse [2/15]
• more...

• maximum strength chuckle remover
• fifty megaton stinkbomb
• a hearty slap on your mud-flap
• more...

• the sunny side of the sinkhole
• redeye to anhedonia
• the jaundiced jackfruit of jocularity
• more...