More Red Meat...

• picnic-sized laugh repellant candle [12/27]
• pocket-sized miasma inhaler [13/27]
• asphalt bellyflop [14/27]
• more...

• klingons in your globular cluster
• trouser-load weight station
• mercilessly protracted tuba solo
• more...

• who's complaining? I only paid the kid a quarter to draw this strip
• mirth-tinged monotony
• tarnished brass laugh snuffer
• more...